一個中國人要跟猶太人買38尺寸的黑色胸罩。
猶太人以擅於經商聞名,說黑色胸罩很少很難找所以一個要美金50元。
中國人買了25件。
幾天後中國人回來找猶太人這次訂50件。
猶太人說這更難一件要60美金。
一個月後,中國人又回來買50件這次一件要75美金。
猶太人疑惑為何有這麼大黑色胸罩的需求,就問中國人你是怎麼處理這些黑色胸罩?
中國人回答說:「我把它剪成一半,作成猶太人帶的小帽子,再以一個200美金賣給猶太人。」
猶太人和中國人做生意 笑話原文
A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.! 00 for them.
The Chinese buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew』s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese, please tell me:
What do you do with all these black bras?
The Chinese answers: 『I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each.
報長的話:
天外有天,人外有人,真是一奸商後還有一奸商。
有些人是以井觀天,自以為自己很聰明,所有事都在自己的計算之中,卻不知當自己在自鳴得意之時,別人已在背後笑話他的愚味。
看這篇笑話,或許有人會稱讚笑話中的中國人聰明,說笑話中的猶太人笨,但實際上…真正笨又倒楣的是末端的消費者。
因為兩位商人都有利頭,且是暴利,唯有消費者在兩位奸商的「物以稀為貴」的策略下被當成凱子薛。
自古名言「商人無祖國」「那有利往那裡去」,奸詐的商人不會去思考這筆生意會為國家、人民造成多少損失(例如:失業率、環境污染…等),只會思考這筆生意能為自己進帳多少。
而這樣的情況並非只有在笑話中,而是在現實中早已是屢見不鮮的事了,例如:台灣是代工王國,很多世界上的產品都是由台灣代工生產,而代工零件價格被國外廠商壓的低低的,但生產出去的產品再售回台灣卻是高價。
這點不就正和笑話中,中國商人買進猶太商人的產品,然後加以改變再反銷售回給猶太人一般嗎?